If It's Not Broken, It will Be

Brutal. Frustrating. Exasperating - Looking back on it,start it again. No luck. Or I should say, Bad Luck.CJ and
the last two months were actually quite comical. SoI take the mower down to the shop to get it checked
here goes.In the middle of July, my son's Dell computerout. The owner/operator of the lawn mower repair
caught a cold, I mean a virus, a really bad one. I tried allplace takes a look at the mower and says, "We can't
sorts of intermediate steps to keep the system fromget to it for 3 weeks." I'm thinking, " I could probably fix
completely crashing. Updated, upgraded the anti-virusthis thing in 2 minutes if I new what he knew." After
which couldn't quite get rid of the attackers. Addedsome haggling, he says he'll give us a call in 2-3
spy ware software to diagnosis some other attackersweeks.So far it hadn't been a very good day but what
and then tried to remove certain files to keep theelse could go wrong. CJ and I head home for a late
computer from crashing. After 5 hours of work, thingsafternoon snack. As we enter the kitchen, I notice
seemed to be getting better.But I was approachingwater all over the floor and the puddle is getting bigger.
uncharted waters for me. You see,What the heck is going on?We pull the refrigerator out
I am pretty good at fixing things but somethings arefrom the wall and there is water everywhere. So we
beyond me and well. At this point, I called myturn the water off.
friend Neil who knows this computer stuff inside andIt is late saturday afternoon, but at least this time I
out. He said, " Sounds like you are on the right trackhave the right man for the job. I call my friend Rich
but if you remove to many attacked files, you've gotwho sold me the refrigerator and tell him it's an
to be careful. Just try this one more thing and thenemergency. Get over hear right away.Rich responds,
reboot." So I did as Neil instructed, and tried to reboot."Well Carl, your refrigerator is working? Right. So
As the computer was rebooting, the screen saidwhat's the emergency? It's late saturday afternoon
something like, shut down the system before your Cand my repair men have been running late all day." I
drive is totally destroyed.Unfortunately, I was a little lateresponded cooly and calmly(not really), "Rich but the
at shutting down. The computer was fried. Oh well, Iice maker won't be working and it's the middle of the
thought. It's the middle of summer and I'm sick of mysummer and you're coming to our party next week.
son staring at this screen. I'll fix it later. And I didn'tRight? And if you knew the type of day I have had,
have the heart to call Neil and tell him the news.Myyou would definitely send someone over here right
son was really disappointed. I wasn't. Maybe just a littlenow.." Rich reluctantly says, he will squeeze us in at the
upset that I'd just spent 10 hours trying to salvage theend of the day.At eight o'clock that evening, the repair
system. A lot of work with disasterous results. So Iman shows up at our door. He does hie
said, "Son, it's a nice day outside. Why don't you mowtroubleshooting and announces that he needs to get a
the lawn? We are going to have a party thisvalve from the truck. He returns and 15 mintes later
weekend. Might as well get to it now."So CJ heads tofigures out that
the garage, pulls out the lawnmower and starts it up.the universal valves do not work on the GE
No problems there I thought.refrigerator. He'll have to order the part. Probably will
About 20 minutes later, CJ comes in the house. "Dad, Itake 2-3 weeks to get the part. I'm thinking, 3-2 weeks,
can't get the lawnmower restarted. Can you help meeverything is taking 2-3 weeks today. This is absolutley
?", CJ said. I think nothing of it, CJ often has a hard timeridiculous.Can't anybody make anything half decent
getting the lawnmower restarted.these days? It seems like everything is breaking. So I
His arms aren't quite long enough yet to start thehead for the family room. Nestle in to my favorite
mower at times.Our Toro 21" mower has been veryLazy Boy recliner. Turn on the Sony TV(that I bought
reliable for 14 years. Only been in the shop one time.from Rich) and call it a day. To be continued-Carl
Giving it everything I've got, I pull the cord 10 times.Kruse is a speaker, writer and sales executive in the
Can't get it started. This time I'm thinking, something isn'tmanufacturing industry.
right here. We let the lawnmower cool off and tried toHis blog is .